October 2010
1 post
TUMBLR?
ohai. now that i have a pack of american spirits and a floral dress i figure i need to go all out hipster and play tumblr tilt-a-whirl again. IM BACK.
Oh, and don’t go to haunted houses in creepy old barns. that shit ends terribly.
January 2010
1 post
The Perfect Job Email
To Whom it May Concern,
HERE IS A COVER LATTER FOR UUR ENJOYERMNET. OH AN A REZUME. HIRE ME. PLZ THX.
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AMBUR
December 2009
8 posts
November 2009
19 posts
You know its cold when I put away the flipflops and pull out the chucks.
so tired.
so tired of everything.
Fuck you Maine. →
(512): they started playing Don’t Stop Believin’ and you had a melt...
– http://textsfromlastnight.com
October 2009
57 posts
The Snuggie Sutra →
(978): I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
– http://textsfromlastnight.com/
(412): he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you...
– http://textsfromlastnight.com/
I love brendans parents for feeding me!
GLEE
“If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter, buy you a kitten, you will fall in love, and then one night I will steal…into your house and punch you in the face.”
(949): the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with...
– http://textsfromlastnight.com/