October 2010
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TUMBLR?
ohai.  now that i have a pack of american spirits and a floral dress i figure i need to go all out hipster and play tumblr tilt-a-whirl again. IM BACK. Oh, and don’t go to haunted houses in creepy old barns.  that shit ends terribly.
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January 2010
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The Perfect Job Email
To Whom it May Concern, HERE IS A COVER LATTER FOR UUR ENJOYERMNET. OH AN A REZUME.  HIRE ME.  PLZ THX. <33333 AMBUR
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December 2009
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November 2009
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You know its cold when I put away the flipflops and pull out the chucks.
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ListenSatellite Heart - Anya Marina
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so tired. so tired of everything.
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Fuck you Maine. →
Nov 4th
“(512): they started playing Don’t Stop Believin’ and you had a melt...”
– http://textsfromlastnight.com
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October 2009
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The Snuggie Sutra →
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“(978): I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?”
– http://textsfromlastnight.com/
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“(412): he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you...”
– http://textsfromlastnight.com/
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I love brendans parents for feeding me!
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GLEE
“If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter, buy you a kitten, you will fall in love, and then one night I will steal…into your house and punch you in the face.”
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“(949): the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with...”
– http://textsfromlastnight.com/
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